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We're Absolutely Nuts
And we're not sorry about it.
📢 THE GATES TO THE FOREST ARE OPEN!
The wait is finally over. We are thrilled to announce that the Tez Squirrels are
officially LIVE on the Tezos blockchain! 🐿️✨
We've released a colony of 3,333 unique, algorithmically generated squirrels. Each
one possesses distinct traits, accessories, and personalities. Some are common forest dwellers,
while others are rare legends waiting to be discovered.
"In a world full of apes and punks, be a squirrel." 🥜
🤔 FAQ (Frequently Asked Squirrel Questions)
Is this a rug pull?
Sir, we're squirrels. We collect nuts, not rugs. Our rug game is non-existent.
When lambo?
We prefer acorn-shaped vehicles, but you do you.
What's the utility?
You get to look at a cute squirrel. Also, staking coming soon. Also, vibes.
Why squirrels?
Why NOT squirrels? Have you seen how fast they climb trees? That's the energy we bring.
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SECURITY WARNING: Only mint from the official link! Don't click suspicious links
from DMs. Scammers are NOT part of our forest family.
🗺️ The Roadmap (We Actually Have One)
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Phase 1: Launch 3,333 squirrels into the wild (blockchain). DONE!
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Phase 2: Staking - Stake your NFT and earn nuts. Because passive income is
chef's kiss.
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Phase 3: Community events, collabs, and more surprises. We're squirrels -
we're always planning something.
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Phase 4: World domination. Just kidding. Maybe. 👀
"They said 'touch grass.' We said 'climb trees.'" 🌲